It is the year 2032 on this side. Audiowanderer’s website went down permanently and he has been inactive on social media ever since. No more annoying and noisy devices.
At the end, the AW noise maker thing was a bluff. Just a few units were sold. Absolutely depressed by the poor results of that crazy idea, AW decided to destroy the remaining units, burying them in a desert near his home, just like those Atari games about E.T. (the movie).
Years later, the machine was posted on an obscure forum about ufology, cryptids and interdimensional beings. There, they highlighted the ability of the machine to create a wide range of noises that, miraculously, became the best method to contact extraterrestrials and be enlightened by them (according to the obscure forum).
The prices of the #awnoisemaker then skyrocketed on the internet due to these rumors. Since 2032, YOU, after learning all these things, have regretted not having one. But not because of the value it has in those crazy forums. YOU regret it because of the lost opportunity to use it with your own hands and make contact with our galactic brothers and sisters through its noise…
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